--Bertie Sue: A mutt.
--Brewster: Another mutt.
--LadyPerson: The mutts' human.
Setting: A suburban bedroom, 3am, during a thunderstorm with hail.
Bertie Sue: LadyPerson, there are loud noises! LadyPerson, what are those noises? LadyPerson, why don't you make those noises stop! LadyPerson, I do not like the loud noises. LadyPerson, I will get under the covers with you until the loud noises stop. LadyPerson, scoot over, I want to be in the warm spot.